Me, the Dog, and a New Episode of True Blood

The disadvantage to watching with the dog is that she’s a farter. I also am wishing I could figure out how to fast-forward through the “previously”s, because they also stink. Like the dog. Who farts.

Whew, the dude climbing on Jason and biting him was pretty homoerotic. But damn, I am tired of this story-line. So tired. How many weeks of “Jason is not as excited about the crazy Christians as he’s pretending to be” are we going to get?

Also, I would also like to point out that I have the Butcher hooked on this show now.

Oh, and speaking of weird things, my co-worker thinks that the orphan in that new movie, The Orphan, is really a tiny adult. Now, whenever I see the commercial, I scrutinize it so closely now, and it’s not even a very interesting looking movie.

I like how, when Bill gets upset, he looks more and more corpse-like. They do a very good job of that, though his neck is still a little pink.

No, not the forehead kiss!

Sam’s a secret agrarian?! Soon, he’ll be writing poetry about the old days and taking a job at Vanderbilt.

Lazarus was the first vampire? Ha, I love that now they’re talking about Jesus being a vampire. And evil is indeed the premedicated choice to be a dick.

Sookie gave Tara a picture of her dead grandma? Good lord, Sookie has the worst gift-giving skills.

Oh no! Andy. What is going to become of poor Andy?

I don’t believe Lafayette’s door was actually locked.

Sam and Sookie fighting is also pretty damn stupid, so why not add throwing away a friendship to it?

And the Reverend is so creepy.  Ugh.

Yeah, I think the last place I’d want to be spending time alone would be the Stackhouse murder house, but that’s just me.

Ha, well, I lost the computer for the last half of the show, but I thought that was pretty interesting. Jessica becomes more and more interesting. Eric… well, yes, Eric. He’s very nice.

And I feel a little deprived of cake-smearing, dirt-eating orgies. Just saying.