Belly-cuke

Man, I knew this was going to happen.

Opposite Freckles

I am a dotty person, in general. I’m covered in all kinds of dots of all sorts at any given moment–freckles, moles, zits, bug bites, etc. And my arms are covered by thick constellations of freckles, some of whom clump together into whole galaxies. And it was while exploring these galaxies that I noticed I [...]

Oh, Cucumber, You May Be the Death of Me

I ate a whole cucumber for lunch. A large cucumber. From my garden. It was so yummy. But now I’m feeling totally like a cucumber could come bursting out of me at any second. I saw an episode of Mythbusters where they discovered that you could lay a person on top of bamboo that was [...]

The Whole Gun Debate

I find a number of things about the “guns-in-everywhere” debate frustrating. And I keep saying it repeatedly, but I think that’s just because I’m still struggling to wrap my head around it.
1. I do think it was a misstep by the legislature. Like I said before, there are a lot of people in this state, [...]