Shoot, I’m Running for Office

So, I think this morning was the moment when you could watch the Republican strategy shift from “Smear Morrison” to “Smear Stanley.”  This morning, Morrison was a homeless, trashy crack user. By lunch, Stanely was a serial affair-haver who drinks too much and (warning, hard to take scandalous conduct about to be mentioned) charges it [...]

Hugs from Strangers?

Oh, I forgot to tell you the weirdest part about the whole roofing thing (which, did I mention, looks amazing?  It makes our house look just a little sharper, like when you get a new haircut and it makes you feel all sassy. Our house keeps checking itself in the mirror, it’s so cute.) is [...]

The Roof

The new roof is on and it looks very nice. I should take a picture, but I don’t guess it’s actually that exciting to anyone but me. Also, I feel like a complete chump because I was supposed to have coffee with John Lamb at three yesterday, which I put on my calendar as three [...]