Posted on November 26, 2009 by Aunt B.
This morning, we heard a meowing the likes of which we had never heard before. My dad was all “What’s going on with the tiny cat?” And I looked out and saw a tiny cat, howling, in the garage. A cat not ours.
People drop all kinds of animals of out in the country assuming… I [...]
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Posted on November 25, 2009 by Aunt B.
People, I was at nm’s house this afternoon watching her make pie crusts WITHOUT A FORK!!!!!! I think I literally stood there slack-jawed.
If I were not forbidden from making my world famous apple pie* for Thanksgiving, I would have totally come home and tried making pie crusts nm’s way.
She mixed it with her hands. Then [...]
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Posted on November 25, 2009 by Aunt B.
There’s nothing particularly stressful or weird going on with my family, but I am still down this holiday season, lonely for people who are long-gone and not coming back. I think it’s a side-effect of ancestor veneration, frankly, that you feel the in ability to be together face to face because you are acutely aware [...]
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Posted on November 24, 2009 by Aunt B.
From a small heath field to America!
Edited to add: It is now my goal to talk Tiny Pasture into smoking a corn cob pipe in honor of his ancestor.
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Posted on November 24, 2009 by Aunt B.
I was driving to work today and I saw two people walking down by Whites Creek and I craned my neck over and saw that they were walking on a path!
So, I looked and god damn it if there’s not a Whites Creek Greenway! Right where I thought there should be.
I don’t know who at [...]
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Posted on November 24, 2009 by Aunt B.
Reindeer poop necklaces? I sense that at least five of you will consider buying me this piece of crap just because you think it’ll be funny. Let me just say that that would be a really shitty thing to do. (And don’t you dare tell my dad about this.)
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Posted on November 24, 2009 by Aunt B.
1. I write about the book industry. And crack myself up with my youtube video description.
2. I write about the racist graffiti, which is less interesting than the weird-ass comments.
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Posted on November 23, 2009 by Aunt B.
Okay, so Plan A is to find a small publisher who might be interested in the project.
If that doesn’t work, Plan B is to self-publish.
In the interests of Plan A, I have three packages to go out in the mail tomorrow.
In the interests of Plan B, I read this.
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Posted on November 23, 2009 by Aunt B.
So, Kleinheider has his column up today and in it, he writes this:
That, in fact, may be what this is all about. There is a segment of elite opinion out there that believes arguing for reduced or restricted immigration is necessarily racist. But that’s an article of faith, not proof.
I invite you to give three [...]
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Posted on November 23, 2009 by Aunt B.
I was all ready to complain about what a stupid phrase “life partner” is and how we all ought to support gay marriage so that when a dude wants to talk about the dude who’s been his “life partner” for decades, he can either say “spouse” or “husband” or we can all click our tongues [...]
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Posted on November 22, 2009 by Aunt B.
I could just go outside, light it up, and then you gardeners would know I needed your advice and you would come to Tiny Cat Pants.
So, here’s the question. Could I get salvia apiana to grow in my perennial herb garden? It’s only hardy to zone 7 and we’re zone 6. But I was thinking [...]
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Posted on November 22, 2009 by Aunt B.
First of all, apparently either Mrs. W. and I walk at a pace of one mile an hour or I didn’t pay attention to when we got to the park or the people at Bell’s Bend have vastly underestimated the length of the loop that goes along the river. Because we were at the park [...]
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Posted on November 21, 2009 by Aunt B.
Well, the Butcher cleaned the house from top to bottom, so I had no excuse but to work on my book proposal. It is done. I have some sample photos from Chris Wage. So, all I have left to do is print the stuff off and send it out.
I’m already planning my book trailer. “Oh, [...]
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Posted on November 20, 2009 by Aunt B.
I don’t blog about work, normally. So I will continue to not blog about work except to say that a project I worked on and loved just got a review in one of the top journals in its field describing it as invaluable and gutsy.
I want to be all “in your face” to yesterday about [...]
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Posted on November 20, 2009 by Aunt B.
Shane Rhyne is trying to start a Viking trend, to come after zombies fully replace vampires in the popular moment (of course, zombies and vampires are pretty much the same thing, except one you want to sleep with and one you don’t, so maybe I shouldn’t have distinguished between the two).
I, of course, am all [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2009 by Aunt B.
Ha, it makes me so happy to read about Newscoma’s adventures in Whites Creek! I hope that, today, Squirrel Queen gets something to eat before dinner. There’s food all over the house, woman! Enchiladas in the fridge, bagels in the cupboard.
Just don’t be sneaking off to the red store for burgers without me!
It’s been a [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2009 by Aunt B.
I was watching Nezua’s video yesterday and totally digging all the Nezuas in the audience and nodding along as you do when you already agree with what you think someone is going to say, when he said something that caught my ear, about bringing the “intensity of the border guard situation and the borderlands to [...]
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Posted on November 18, 2009 by Aunt B.
I just saw this at Gawker, about folks selling Cafe Press merchandise with “Psalm 109:8″ on it and the words “Pray for Obama.” The shop’s not up at CafePress any more, because as cute as folks might think it is to make veiled Christian death threats against the President, the Secret Service tends to not [...]
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Posted on November 18, 2009 by Aunt B.
People, after sucking on the seem of SquirrelQueen’s jeans last night, for no apparent reason, the SquirrelQueen was just standing there talking and all of a sudden, the dog (who was on the couch) started sucking on her jeans. I don’t know if there was spilled beer there or what, but it was strange, Mrs. [...]
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Posted on November 18, 2009 by Aunt B.
Someone over at the Tennessean is calling Tiny Pasture “Augustus Kleinheider,” which made me laugh out loud. I was going to give this person due credit, but alas, the web design over at The Tennessean is so crappy that the individual’s name is not connected to his (or her) (okay, let’s not kid ourselves, his) [...]
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Posted on November 17, 2009 by Aunt B.
So, at the same time Hall was planning his trip to DC to speak to the rabid anti-immigrationists, he’s also participating in this Channel 4 I-Team investigation in which actual people are referred to as “illegals”? (Nobody over at Channel 4 has a Chicago Manual of Style? Or what?)
But more to the point, should we [...]
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Posted on November 17, 2009 by Aunt B.
First up, Goldni’s post. I’m going to declare myself the curly-haired woman in the cartoon, because I am a woman, with curly hair.
Second, I squealed with delight upon reading this post and I now wish I had a problem that could be solved by a rageful woman.
Third, what is this?! How can a video be [...]
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Posted on November 17, 2009 by Aunt B.
I spent my morning doing the morning round up for Pith, but I couldn’t let go the chance to share Vivian Wilhoite’s snark with you. Seriously, someone get that woman a blog. They’re all “But the parks! Oh the humanity! They’re so over budget!!!!!” and she’s all “Hmm, but when the PR for the new [...]
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Posted on November 16, 2009 by Aunt B.
(Assuming my post at Pith ever makes it up, consider this a companion piece that would flesh out what I’ve learned in the hours since my Pith post was written).
So, Kyle Swenson is reporting that Sheriff Hall was scheduled to speak at a conference held by the Center for Immigration Studies, which has more than [...]
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Posted on November 16, 2009 by Aunt B.
Looking at this figurine, recently pulled out of the ground at Lejre, puts me in mind of Ruth Hill, who, when she’s talking about the way race was understood by people living in Spanish America during the Bourbon period, repeatedly stresses the importance of remembering that we look back on the past through the lens [...]
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