Tennessee Satanists, Your Fellow Citizens Need You!

Dear Local Satanists, I don’t know if you saw this, but the state legislature has become a hot-bed of proselytizing. Clearly, this violates the spirit of the separation of church and state and spits in the eye of all non-Christian Tennesseans. But here’s the thing–with the exception of you guys and us pagans–you know that [...]

Dear Deer

I really would like a deer skull, with rack, to put in my bedroom. I’m not sure about how to go about getting one, but I live in an area with a lot of hunters who shoot deer, so it seems like it shouldn’t be too hard to acquire one, if only I knew where [...]

The Pat Robertson Thing

Robertson’s little speech about Haiti was so appalling on so many levels that I imagine it’s a bit like looking up and seeing that you’re about to get hit by a dozen water balloons filled with mud–you just close your eyes and wait for it to be over, because it’s not going to be just [...]