The Power of My Boob Freckle Scares Even Me

I had to go to Walgreens today and a guy let me cut in front of him in line. He and his friend were standing there, waiting at the pharmacy counter and I sauntered up, all boob freckle aglow and he said, “You can go first.” and I said, “Really?” and he smiled wickedly and [...]

A Feminist Defense of Nikki Haley

You knew all that bullshit about how female politicians don’t have sex scandals because we’re too good and pure and not of this earth or too busy doing right for the good of the country had to be a crock of shit. And look! It is. Just like other human beings, women fail to live [...]

I don’t think those are black-eyed susans

It’s definitely a yellow flower, but I’m going to have to get a better look in daylight. That innerd looks brown to me. Still, I have to imagine it’s some kind of rudbeckia. I don’t know what people did for fun before there were flowers to watch and speculate about.

Things Become Strange in the Case of Henry Granju

Henry Granju did not “allegedly” die. That poor kid is on his way to the graveyard as we speak. And he had injuries. Severe injuries, which can be verified by any of the medical professionals who treated him. I don’t live in Knoxville, so I don’t need the Knoxville police to not put me on [...]