Am I My Own Evil Twin?

Left-handedness caused by twinning? But I have no twin! Did I eat my twin?? Is that gross or cool? Less exciting is if my mom just absorbed the other me. But I am a tad… I don’t know… something… about the idea of having briefly had a sister. Hope you get another shot at life, [...]

Ugh, Not the Nashville Room

I dread going to the Nashville room at the downtown library because you have to cross this space that looks down onto the first floor and I have pretty much lost the ability to do that by myself. So, I have to go and explain to the person at the desk in the kids’ section [...]

The Professor Cures Mrs. Wigglebottom from Afar

You know what time of year a gal really can’t afford to take her dog to the vet? The time of year when any extra couple hundred bucks you might be able to scrounge up is supposed to go to getting people presents. And believe me, I didn’t even have that this year, hence the [...]