I got home from an awesome dinner to discover that my copies ofThe Book of Apex had arrived. At dinner, Jess said I was retconning legends for Nashville.
I love this so much. Yes, I kind of am.
Edited to add: Check out how awesome it looks over at betsyphillips.net!

Awesome looking book ya got there. ;)
Which reminds me! Folks, if you want to buy it, there are all kinds of ways here:
http://www.apexbookcompany.com/collections/all-books/products/the-book-of-apex-vol-3
Also, I should note that you will have to supply your own cat feet, as they do not come with the book.
The book crept in on little cat feet.
Or at least little cat feet crept in on my book!