I have an overwhelming desire to smell beer and go to bed. I don’t want a beer to drink. Just to smell.
Not sure what’s up with that.
Someone on Reddit has found my vodka-soaked tampon debunking and I’m now getting a ton of traffic. If I could combine a post about vodka-soaked tampons and crocheted vulvas, I would get so much traffic I’d break the internet.
You need to put a vodka-soaked tampon in one of your crocheted vulvas. make a post about it and goodbye internet