Mardi Gras–A Brief Play

Me (to the JJ’s cashier wearing beads): Happy Mardi Gras.

JJ’s cashier: Oh, is that what they say today?

Me: No, they mostly say, “Show me your tits,” but I thought that would be awkward coming from a stranger.

The Professor (to me): Especially because you don’t have any beads to give him.

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