Steve Cohen Saves the State

Until yesterday, when people said “Tennessee” I’m sure you thought “jackass yokels who want to oppress gay people.”

And then, yesterday, we learned that Congressman Steve Cohen–already famous for smoking pot with local media back in the day–has a secret daughter with the ex-wife of Frank Sinatra Jr. Our cool factor just went up exponentially.

We’re all less than six degrees of separation from Motherfucking Dean Martin!

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