Day One of The Phillipses Eat a God Damn Vegetable Every Now and Then

I made dinner: mushroomed meatballs, rice, and asparagus. The Red-Headed Kid said, “I don’t think I’ve ever had good asparagus before.”

I said, “And it will make your pee stink!”

So, you know, victory is mine.

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6 thoughts on “Day One of The Phillipses Eat a God Damn Vegetable Every Now and Then

  1. So, did it? Only half (?) or so of people have the stinky-pee gene. If you do, he probably does.

  2. What? Stinky-pee is genetic?! I had no idea. But the Red-Headed Kid isn’t related to me, so my good fortune (yes, stinky pee!) tells us nothing of his. And I think it might be awkward to demand to smell his pee.

  3. Isn’t the smelling part of stinky pee the genetic bit, not the pee? I seem to remember hearing that somewhere…
    So Aunt B should have asked TR-HK to smell her pee.

  4. i suspect that might put the Redheaded Kid straight into therapy. Which isn’t to say I won’t do it, someday. But the stakes are high.

  5. I have been informed that it will be singular “A Phillips Eats a God Damn Vegetable Day” on days I want beets or greens. Which I find kind of depressing. Beets are awesome.

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