My Parents Clearly Don’t Understand the Modern Age

In a hospital in Georgia, my brother’s girlfriend is having my niece. I want constant updates, even if those updates are “no update.”

My parents are not interested in providing me with enough updates to satisfy my curiosity.

But I want to know when Rose gets here safely and that her mom is okay, too.

(I suppose, once she gets here, she’ll have to get a pseudonym like everyone else.)

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3 thoughts on “My Parents Clearly Don’t Understand the Modern Age

  1. Call her Hydrangea. Or Geranium. Or Chrysanthemum. (Just one of many reasons I’m not permitted to have children.)

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