The Orange Cat

The other night, I dreamed that the Butcher, the orange cat, and I had to go to K-Mart to get a Halloween pumpkin Reese’s Peanut Butter, um, thingy. Pumpkin. Just one. I don’t know what we needed it for, but we did. But the asshole orange cat kept putting white chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cups on the conveyor belt, like he was trying to wipe the store out of them.

And then I woke up and found out those really are a thing–white chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cups.

And thus I was grossed the fuck out.

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