Household Mystery

Who ate a bunch of cat food, threw up all over the living room, and then tried to eat the puke so that I wouldn’t find it when I got up this morning? I just don’t know. It’s very mysterious.

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4 thoughts on “Household Mystery

  1. Mysterious? You’ve got a dog, right?
    Dogs will eat anything. Mine thinks the deer poop in the park is haute cuisine.

  2. If it was Bart, I’m growing more worried about how depressed he seems to be.

    I woke up in the middle of the night because the dog had apparently trapped a cat in the bathroom. Said cat then pooped in the tub (which, as far as non-litter-box places to poop is a pretty okay one, since I can easily bleach everything). The dog then managed to get the cat out of the bathroom.

    But he could not figure out how to get past the shower curtain. So, I woke up to everything falling into the tub and the dog looking at me so sadly, because he had tried to be so quiet and not bother us.

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