A Few Things, Here and There

Old Spock v. New Spock. So delightful.

This issue of Apex is so good and sad. And good again.

Flavorwire is having a short fiction contest.

There’s a new Claire DeWitt book coming! Did you know this? Did you not tell me?

–I made tuna noodle casserole last night. Very easy, very delicious. Still, is there any more Midwestern feeling than sprinkling crumbled Saltines over something bubbling in your oven? I think not. Possibly this is how you can recognize Midwestern witches. At the end of any spell, we’re sprinkling crumbled Saltines into the caldron.

Three Things

1. I wish I could be weeding, but it’s raining. I’m glad I got some stuff done around the yard yesterday.

2. I am loving this diagonal granny square pattern. The Charlie Brown blanket is going to be cool. I also cannot wait to make one with a bunch of colors.

3. I’m really struggling with the formatting on the upgraded Allendale piece. Right now I’m doing it story & footnotes style, but I’m not sure it’s working. But I am going to get a little work done on it while the Butcher sleeps.

I’ve Got Them Old Balalaika Blues

1. The Butcher is finally home, one $500 car repair and lunch with my parents later!

2. For some reason, this meant that the cats and dog had to go stand in the creek and refuse to come inside.

3. Yes, that was me in my bathrobe out in my front yard yelling at the animals.

4. I assume they have their bizarre customs–standing in the creek, for instance–and they respect that I have mine–yelling at them about it.

5. My dad sent the Butcher home with a balalaika. Which is weird. I didn’t even know my dad owned a balalaika. But, if you’re in need of one, feel free to come over and get your fix.

6. Fuck the zig zag afghan. I’m going to tell you a great truth about it–it’s boring. I have made many afghans in my day, none as soul-crushingly boring as the zig-zag afghan. You win for now, zig-zag afghan! You win, for now.

7. In related news, the Charlie Brown baby blanket I’m making is instead going to be a diagonal granny square afghan. So, imagine those squares, but tilted up like diamonds. The best part is that I’m having good fun learning how to make granny triangles, so that the whole thing ends up square. So, I’m winging it, but I think I’ll still end up with a blanket that is gold with a recognizable chocolate squiggle. I’m making up the pattern myself, so I’m not sure how many squares it will involve. But I’m anxious to see what other kinds of granny-esque afghans I could make both with my knowledge of how to do this tilted version and with my knowledge of how to make triangles, now.

A Few Things to Be on the Lookout For

1. I have an unplanned post for Think Progress going up today, about Hemlock Grove’s two-screen strategy. Mostly points I made here, but with better editing.

2. I’ll have a post at Pith up at some point today about the “Manuel” rebates at Pilot Flying J. It needed a little reworking in light of the fact that I didn’t realize it hadn’t been widely covered (and by “not widely covered” I mean that apparently no one has mentioned it) that Pilot Flying J sometimes called their manual rebates “Manuel” or “Manuel rebates” and that the one group of non-”stupid” people they deliberately targeted for these rebates were Hispanic people, because of the perceived language issues. Hello, Civil Rights Act. Gas stations discriminating against customers based on race is one of the explicit targets of the Public Accommodations section.

3. I just want to state this as plainly as I can. This shit happens because he is, I believe, a sadist. It’s not just that he wants attention (which I also think he does). He wants negative attention. He wants to know that he’s shocked and upset people. That is his goal. I don’t believe that he’s motivated by positive attention, so there’s no use in asking why he does this stuff when only a small minority of people cheer him on. People vote for him because he’s very adept at maintaining access to his victims. If that means that he’s got to knock on doors and put forth a public persona that makes people think that the media must be wrong about him, that’s what he’ll do. He works hard to maintain access to his victims. He’s got a stronger psychological motivation than almost any other politician at the state level for keeping his voters. If he loses his office, his pool of victims shrinks dramatically.

Lots of Little Things

1. I love this post about four-leafed clover.

2. The Hooded Utilitarian is running a comics and music roundtable this week. I think my thing on Iron Mans runs Wednesday, but people who know more about comics than me will be writing other days.

3. I wrote about the convention center.

4. I’m worried about my brother. Both times I’ve talked to him, he just sounds not-right. He says everything is fine. The roof is damaged, but not so bad that they can’t live in the house. They have electricity again. But he just sounds tired and angry and, weirdly, his voice is a little deeper than usual. But he’s also doing that bullshitty thing he did about an hour after we bailed him out of jail–where he was all bragging about how he could have done the whole time and complaining about all the ways jail is stupid and unfair (I’m making it sound flip, but he really does have a good eye for system inefficiencies and their resulting bullshit), and basically just acting like it was no big deal. And since I cannot forget what happened right when he got out–how he clung to my dad and sobbed like he had been rescued from an ending world–I suspect that’s how he felt about the damn tornado. But I guess we’re past that point. I still worry.

5. Our friend TJ was recounting his trip to the strip club Saturday night, which I was only half-listening to, when he announced, “Basically, if you’re not wearing two pairs of underwear right now, you’re not getting into the spirit of things!” Which still strikes me as the most hilarious thing ever.

6. I told you guys I was going to learn to do the zig-zag afghan, right? Well, I have been playing around. Now I think I’m going to make a Charlie Brown baby afghan for my co-worker–brown zig zag on a gold field.

7. But I sent the Butcher to buy yarn and he came home with bright, superhero yellow. So, I’m going to first work that up in to something for the impending Phillips. Something kind of superhero-ish. So the baby knows what’s important in this family.

8. The dog and I walked all the way around Cedar Hill Park. Even though she’s old and claims she can’t go for our normal walks. And she was so happy. But, embarrassingly, this was the second week in a row that someone with a rowdy dog has complimented me on how well-behaved Mrs. W. is. Well-behaved! As if I had anything to do with it! No, she got old and lazy.

9. I did have to rescue her from new kitty this morning, who had backed her into a corner and was trying to hit her. Because cats are jerks.

10. We went to roller derby. It was awesome. And that is an understatement. I need roller derby to be televised so that I can drink beer and nap on the couch and wake up every once in a while just to yell so loud it startles the dog just like a real sports fan.

 

 

A Brief Thing about Copyright

I love academics, don’t get me wrong. And I have little fondness for the publishers mentioned in this post. That being said, I feel like academics need to start having serious conversations about copyright and other kinds of licensing options, like, say, creative commons amongst themselves, before they start complaining and writing letters to publishers about how it somehow should just be obvious when publishers should enforce copyright and when they should not.

No.

If you want your materials to be made available in emerging markets in clear violation of copyright, then you need to either specify that kind of exception in your contract or arrange some other kind of intellectual property rights agreement with your press.

I know of an author–a first-time author–who wanted his book, which is on teaching students to write using wikis, to be able to be uploaded and dissected and transformed by said students on said wikis and he wanted tech people to feel confident that they could reproduce whole chunks in efforts to either spread what he was doing or rail against it.

You know whose book the publisher doesn’t fret about when students copy it for a course pack? His. Why? Because he told them in the contract not to.

But this idea that you sign a contract with a publisher full of stuff all about the copyright arrangements between you and then you complain publicly when copyright is enforced? It’s idiotic.

It’s also idiotic to frame it in terms of money. The issue here isn’t whether you’re getting cheated out of some tiny amount of royalties. It’s whether your intellectual property rights are being protected the way everyone’s agreed they should be.

(Also, in today’s world, it’s quite easy to provide coursepacks for students that are affordable and ensure everyone is happy.)

It May Not Be Clear Which of These Things I’m Going to Reconcile With

1. One Mayor, Two Wives.

2. Interesting video, good commentary on it.

3. Our rose moving is officially scheduled for tomorrow. I will plant astilbe in the rose’s old home. And both will flourish (hopefully) and I will feel that victory is mine. Part of the trouble with this winter is that it’s not been consistently cold, so I have some concerns about whether the rose is sufficiently dormant to move. But, on the other hand, if I don’t move it, it will continue to just languish in that darkish corner. Better to move it and at least try to give it a shot. My goal is to just get an enormous amount of the root system, so that, hopefully, it won’t be that big a deal to move. Maybe, except for the sun, it won’t even notice?

Little Blue Riding Hood

coats

All day long I’ve been walking by the coat rack in our office thinking two things: 1. That is tipping dangerously. And 2. Wow, that’s really cool looking. It’s not just that the red and blue look nice together, though I think they do. It’s that the red is solid and in good shape and the blue is faded and looking a little worn. I also like how nothing’s quite straight on either thing. There are just all these nice rounded lines. Every time I walk by it, I think I would have that in my house as a sculpture. And then I think, it’s my coat–the blue one–so, in fact, I do have half of it in my house all the time.

Thoughts

–Wow, Seth MacFarlane sucked last night.

–It made me sick to my stomach to see poor Christopher Plummer not only being linked to a movie he hated, but being linked via Nazi joke to a movie he hated.

–Adele was amazing

–Yesterday was a day of dog barf. I gave her Pepto to settle her stomach and this morning discovered a pile of vomit in my room with the Pepto tablet right in the middle. Which means either that her digestive tract is not working or she barfed it up yesterday shortly after I gave it to her and I just managed not to notice all day.

–What makes me feel old is when I read a book and two people are supposed to be attracted to each other even though one is a broody uncommunicative weirdo. I would LOVE to read a book about two broody uncommunicative weirdos falling in love. Or a book in which the broody uncommunicative weirdo starts opening up and thus the heroine begins to love him, instead of where the heroine begins to love him and thus he begins to open up. But I’m sure I found books like that wonderful when I was younger. All that “only I understand him!” junk.

–I have completed my major overhaul of Project X. It may insinuate that Ridley Wills II is a werewolf at the end. But I didn’t name him. I can’t decide if I will or not. But I’m proud of it.

–And I feel anxious about it. Like, okay, I’m writing at a level I’m proud of. But nothing is happening. Which isn’t true, but it’s so slow. Things are happening so slow. And what if I die?

–Ugh, see? This is why I need books about broody weirdos that aren’t just Beauty and the Beast retellings. I need stories in which the broody weirdo comes to realize that, even if she dies, it will be okay.

 

Thoughts about My Office

office

–I may, just by default and by virtue of the kinds of manuscripts I used to acquire, be the nation’s foremost expert on the sexy feelings of dead Spaniards. There’s not much to report. They had erotic feelings. They liked to make art based on them. For a while, a woman riding a bicycle was incredibly sexy. And then it wasn’t. And then Queen kind of made it so again.

–I somehow have gotten on the mailing lists of agents for illustrators. Mostly they just send me emails, but sometimes they send me colorful postcards, which I hang up and look at when I’m bored.

–Seeing how good that afghan looks in the office and how lively it makes things, I now wonder if I shouldn’t work to drape the whole office in colorful afghans.

–So, obviously, the afghan survived the wash. It is very soft.

–If it doesn’t warm up in here soon, I may wrap myself in the afghan for my one o’clock.

Two Unrelated Things

1. That Hemingway story actually isn’t.

2. This is pretty dang insightful into the state of the TNDP.

3. Oh, hell, I’ll add a third. So, the other day we’re sitting here and a commercial for some new “I have super witchy powers, but I have to choose between being evil or being good” movie comes on which is supposed to be set in the South. The lead character opens her mouth to speak and, I shit you not, she has the Bill Compton accent. Now, I’ve always assumed that Bill talks like he does both because the actor who plays Bill doesn’t naturally have a Southern accent and because he’s trying to make him sound like a Southerner from 150 years ago. But I fear/hope that other people in Hollywood don’t get that. And now, the fake Hollywood generic Southern accent–which had been heavily Hee Haw–is changing into the Bill Compton. It’s both terrible and awesome.

Soon Will Come a Day When It’s Not Just All Links Around Here

But that day is not today.

1. Nashville, that Wayne White documentary is on PBS tonight.

2. This post about Poe makes me happy and sad.

3. I was all prepared to listen to this song and have some thoughts about whether a band can pair Texas and Tennessee in a song and not be referencing Jimmie Rodgers, but I have to tell you, I could not make out a single word in that song. I’m just going to have to take their word for it that somehow Texas and Tennessee are involved and give up the dream of tying it to the rest of music.

4. I love a map of our history that goes through Seneca Falls, Selma, and Stonewall.

5. In a bit of happiness, I was trying to get close enough to how Frantz Fanon spelled his name to text the Professor and ask her how to spell it for my next Think Progress post so that she’d know who I was talking about when I landed on the right spelling.

(Not) Walking the Dog

It’s been so rainy here that, even though there hasn’t been rain falling the past two days, the yard is still too mushy to walk through it to walk the dog. This makes me grouchy. So very grouchy.

Otherwise, not much going on here. Which is kind of strange, but nice.

Tomorrow, I’m going to take the dog to the Whites Creek Greenway. The nice thing about a greenway is that it’s paved. So, wet or not, we can walk. I think we both need it.

Catch my post on our favorite pirate later today at Think Progress.

Here’s a song for you to dance around your day to:

Random Things that Amuse and Irritate Me

1. Today is Lovecraft. One of the commenters hates me. Well, shoot, now it feels like home.

2. Joe Carr, professional dumbass.

3. Dear Paul. My name is Betsy Phillips. I assume you either know that or gathered it from reading the post of mine that so gravely upset you. Sorry about that. I happen to like Christmas sweaters, even though I won’t fuck you if you’re wearing one. It’s just a personal rule. I’m also not going to fuck the new convention center, even though I find it kind of charming, if hideous. I assume you feel differently or my opinion wouldn’t bother you so much. Eh, to each their own.

4. Today we can watch Mike Byrd play “I’m not the only one who thinks you’re terrible. Everyone is talking about how much you suck.” like this is junior high. Burns, doesn’t it, Mike? Knowing I suck and that you still can’t stop paying attention to me? Knowing how much I suck and knowing that the new readers you’re going to get today will come from me?

 

Nice Day

Played video games with the Butcher. Washed the dog. Got more info on next week. Got talked off a ledge about Project X. Entered all my Project X revisions. Now going to eat cookies for dinner and regret it later.

Things in the World

1. Oh, Army Corps of Engineers! Things like this are why everyone comes to roll their eyes at you eventually.

Seven months after Franklin’s dam on the Harpeth River was demolished, making the river free-flowing for the first time in 49 years, inspectors at the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers believe several new dams should be added along the river’s route.

Seven whole months of free-flowing water?! My god! Thank goodness you’re working out a way to put a stop to that!

2. You know people live differently than you when a scam like this would even work.

Over a seven-week period, Steven Goldmann is accused of having conned a local real estate company, a fashion designer, a vintage guitar shop, a limousine company, at least one hotel, a furniture store, an audiovisual company, a helicopter rental business and a Hooters waitress out of tens of thousands of dollars.

I’m not saying I couldn’t be scammed. A good con artist is a good con artist. I’m merely saying that I had no idea you could pay by check for all these things. My hardware store won’t accept a check and a helicopter rental business will?

3. As usual, Tennessee State legislators don’t want to get shot at their workplace at the same time they write laws to make it easier for you to get shot at yours. If more guns everywhere is the answer, why can’t people carry into the legislative plaza? Why do they get more security of the sort they deny the rest of us?

Things I Have Watched

Red Riding Hood–I couldn’t get through it. Lord it was terrible. It had all the pieces of a great movie, but it seemed not to understand the fundamental power of the myth itself. It’s like, if this movie were a light fixture, the movie makers wired together all the wrong colored wires. I mean, you can have whoever you want be the wolf, but if you don’t understand the power of a girl in her new red cloak approaching someone in bed, trying to tell if they mean her harm or not–if you don’t get that core metaphor–your story just is not going to work. Needless to say, the movie was so busy trying to be some Twilight knock-off that it missed its own core.

Trollhunter–I loved this movie. I imagine I would have loved it more if I were Norwegian and got all the references and recognized the actors. (From Wikipedia, it seems comparable to if Christopher Guest made a fantasy movie.) But even with my limited frame of reference, I found it great. I really love stories that seem like they just shift from reality only a tiny bit. It’s not that there’s some OTHER world where there are trolls, but here’s this beautiful place we love and know, these ordinary sights we’ve seen so often, these legends we’ve heard since we were babies, and here’s a way into them you never noticed before. When they literally drove by a road they’d never noticed before, I was all in. And the trolls are beautiful.

Some National Geographic show about a lampshade that turned out to not be one of the Nazi human lampshades–I have a lot of really mixed feelings about this. And I feel like there’s a kind of wall you hit when you’re talking about something like the Holocaust, where you just have to acknowledge that whatever you say is pretty much immediately swallowed up in a great unspeakableness. But what sticks with me about this show is that it was terrible for the journalist when he thought that he had human remains that obligated him to try to figure out how to recognize and acknowledge them. And that it was terrible for him when he learned it was just a cow. Because as terrible as the first thing was, he was, in his way, bearing witness to this terrible thing. And the second thing rendered all his actions kind of futile.

I was also struck by the footage of the Germans being brought by the Allied forces into Buchenwald to have to face what had been done there. The guy they were interviewing while the footage was being shown was refuting the Germans’ contention that they didn’t know. He said “bullshit, of course they knew,” though that’s not an exact quote. And yet, I think both things are true. The townspeople all had these happy looks on their faces, as if they were just going for a stroll, and then, as they’re confronted by piles of bodies and these horrible trophies and angry troops, they become grief-stricken. They claim they did not know what was going on.

And, absolutely, that’s unbelievable. But I’m struck by the idea that there’s something important about human nature in evidence here. Because I also don’t think that they’re exactly lying when they said they didn’t know. They did too know what was going on. Living close enough to the camp that they could stroll to it? The women in their dress shoes? It doesn’t just strain credulity–it breaks it–to say they didn’t know. But they didn’t know what they would make of it, how they would understand it in the long run.

I mean, if the Nazis had won and those had been Axis troops marching the townspeople into the camp and showing them what they’d done, do we really believe that the majority of people would have been weeping and screaming? That they would have been so distraught? No. The exact same exercise, in the context of victory, would have been a celebration. Perhaps of a grim, but necessary thing. But a celebration.

It seems that there are at least, then, two levels of knowing. The knowing of the thing itself. Did the Germans know what was going on? Yes, of course. Did they know how they were going to live with it? No, of course not.

It suggests to me some scary things about how mobs work. How the actions of a group can carry a person along by pushing back the day of that second knowing or recontextualizing that second knowing into something the mob can live with, something that doesn’t have to trouble the person swept up in it. A mob doesn’t really have a mechanism for self-reflection, for pausing to contemplate what its done. That’s individual work that mob activity actively prevents.

But this also seems to me to argue for the importance of witness. Obviously, the presence of the Allied witnesses, and the presence of the prisoners who lived, and thus who knew–these people outside the mob–changed the group dynamic.

Mobs frighten me. And yet, we do a lot of things in large groups with all these large group dynamics in play. We are pack animals in many ways.

I don’t know. When I was in college, I watched parts of Shoah for a class and there’s a moment when the documentarian hunts down this old Nazi and is surreptitiously filming him and the old Nazi looks just like my grandpa. I mean, exactly. Not that there are that many ways for fat old bald German-ish men to look, and who knows what the resemblance would have been like had the Nazi been filmed with a higher quality camera? Still, in what it is, they look alike.

And that has always stuck with me–that this man, who looks so much like my grandfather is, of course, someone’s grandfather. A grandfather did these things. I’d like to believe that I’m the kind of person who said, “I see what you’re doing and it’s wrong.” And I do think that I am that type of person. But I’m also the type of person who would have walked to that camp, laughing with my friends, until the dawning horror of what I had accepted as ordinary became too obvious to deny.

I don’t know if you know which of your selves you might resolve into until you’re faced with those circumstances.

But I also think there’s another lesson in here–when the townspeople were brought into that camp and confronted with the knowledge that they had been a part of this terrible thing, after the tears came the denial. We didn’t know.

Which to me suggests that the resolution of self–the ability to bring yourself into focus and know yourself for who you truly are–is fleeting. It’s not some light that comes on in a room and stays on. It’s a flashlight with dying batteries. You catch a glimpse. You lose sight. You catch another glimpse. And sometimes, you shut your eyes to what you’ve seen for a second in the dark, because, otherwise, how could you go on?

Questions

–Is “have a baby” and “go to the gym every day for hours a day” really what Weight Watchers is touting as weightloss success now?

–The person who first sees the cat barf has to clean it up, right? And not the person who heard him barfing?

–How does one get pictures OFF this snazzy new camera?

–Does religion lead people to unrealistic expectations? A theory floated over breakfast.

–I wonder if the people who make “there’s not enough x in literature” pronouncements are ever embarrassed when they’re schooled like this? There are so many books. Any “there’s not enough x” discussion is always a confession that you just don’t read widely enough.