Man’s Death Not that Surprising

“It was a big shock, but he was 93.”

Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat, Fat

Out in the real world, I continue to have long, impassioned discussions about this post and so, even though this is on my list of least fun things for me to talk about, I’m dredging it up again. I just have some random things I want to say about it.
1. I am rejecting [...]

They Make Excellent Cat Toys, Too

I think that, if you’re digging through my purse and the worst thing that happens to you is that a tampon flies across the room and hits you in the head, you’ve probably gotten off pretty lucky.
Just saying.

Martin Kennedy, I Cannot Believe I Have to Explain this to You

There may come a time when you have to kill a dog.  Here are a list of acceptable ways to do so:
1.  Take it to the vet and have it put down.
2.  Shoot it, preferably in the back of the head.
Here are just a few unacceptable ways of killing dogs, as taken from Michael Vick’s [...]

Stacey Campfield Comes Out in Favor of Letting Women Die of Cervical Cancer

In his latest post, Stacey Campfield is bitching about the Governor wanting to fund Planned Parenthood:
Since the word has gotten out about how the state of Tennessee gives over 1.1 million dollars to Planned Parenthood, the worlds largest abortion provider. Some people have argued that the money will not “directly” go to pay for abortions.
I [...]

Things I Can’t Make Whole Posts

1. While I remain convinced that there’s much to be derided about "choice feminism," since clearly not every choice a person might make ends up being feminist, I’m not ready to write it off.  Isn’t believing that you have the right to choose what kind of life you might lead pretty damn revolutionary?  It seems [...]

Yep, We’re Talking Kleinheider Again, Probably for the Last Time, at Least for a While

Check this:
We are undergoing a rapid demographic shift in this country that will
eventually tilt this country’s politics leftward. If we do not slow it
down not only will the white majority in this country disappear but any
chance for a Republican or conservative majority will disappear as well.

Y’all, I give up.  No, I’m serious.  I give up [...]

My Big Fat Family

The Butcher and my cousin A. were sitting around this weekend comparing the ways our bodies betray our heritage.  My brother, bless his heart, is going bald in almost exactly the same way that my dear Uncle B. went bald, which is very similar to the way that my cousin A.’s dad is balding.
A. sadly, [...]

In Today’s Duhs…

“The new president of the Southern Baptist Convention says he is disturbed that many students in both public and private schools — even Christian private schools — are leaving the church once they graduate.”
Gee.  Why ever would that be?  Why indeed would kids leave churches full of homophobia, misogyny, and fun-hating culture-blaming nonsense?