How To Perform the Chair Experiment

Not that you should sneak up behind a man attempting to do this and kick him in the butt.  Let’s just imagine our happy stick girl is doing a little victory dance.

What Girls Can Do That Boys Can’t

Okay.  Put a chair on the floor near the wall.  Put your head against the wall.  Pick up the chair.  Now, without moving or lifting up your feet, stand up.
Now, answer me this.  Why can women do this and men can’t?

An Open Letter to Men

I know you’re still a little sore at me, but, in order to make it up to you, I bring you this important piece of news:
Masturbation lessens your risk of prostate cancer.
You’re welcome.  All I ask is that you let some good thoughts of me run through your head while you’re practicing proper prostate health.
Love,
Aunt [...]

Martin Kennedy, I Hereby Challenge You to a Duel

Isn’t that what you dudes do when your honor has been besmirched?  Well, consider your face slapped with my glove.
I would accuse you of deliberate intellectual dishonesty–and I may here in a second, if I don’t calm down–but I have had this conversation with other men and so I’m going to clarify for you, just [...]

The Magic of Cooters

It’s hard work running around with a body part so amazing that merely by having one, I become so magical and powerful that I can make men do whatever I want (except maybe mine’s broken, because damn if I have anyone offering to scrub my tub and I really want someone else but me to [...]

I am a Little Sexist

So, I got my hair cut yesterday… by a dude.
For the first time in my life, ever.
He did a fine job, I think (though you really have to wash hair once and do your own thing to it, I think, to see if a haircut is going to work), and he didn’t give me any [...]

I Looked. I Regret It.

Why did I look?  Because some small part of me wants to believe that having sex with a rock star who claims to have had sex with thousands of people would be something.  I don’t know what that something would be, but I didn’t imagine it would involve something that starts out so very perfunctory [...]

Okay, Here’s Sincerely One Way I Love Old Men

Folks from the church are finally stopping by to visit my dad.
Or, more specifically, old men from the church are finally stopping by to visit my dad.
Thanks, old Methodist men!

Aunt B! We Never Get to Dance Around Our Offices Anymore!

I know, I know. It’s been ages since I encouraged you to shut your office door and dance around like there’s nobody looking.
Sorry.
I’ve been remiss.
But, to make up for it, I bring you a song which contains a line that makes me blush like a school girl when I hear it. There are [...]

I’m Not Done Talking about Ike Turner

I thought I was, but then I read Donald Fagen’s obituary for him and it made me mad and upset all over again.
I don’t know if you’ve ever had anybody you loved really lose control when they were hitting you. But it’s like there’s this moment when the violence ceases to be about whatever [...]

Masculinism, cont.–Raising Our Kids

The Red Queen wrote a post about my last Masculinism post in which she makes such a good point I had to bring it over here:
When Kid was very small, I started teaching him about consent. When we would roughhouse or tickle fight, one “no” was all it took for me to stop. And I [...]

Masculinism 101

As usual, my complaint remains that the men’s movement in this culture seems to only care about being forced to pay child support.  If I made a post about dead-beat dads, you’d see them descend on this blog like flies on shit.
But you’ve have a thread at Music City Bloggers so misandrous that the only [...]

Twilight Sleep & Childbirth and Feminism

So, the most famous healthcare blogger in town and I went to see Ricki Lake’s documentary “The Business of Being Born.”  It was awesome and made midwives seem like the most cool women on the face of the planet.  We got to watch a lot of natural childbirths, which, for those of you unfamiliar with [...]

How Nice for Child Molesters

So, this seems like good news for child rapists.  See, if you seduce and raped children who are here illegally, especially if you run away with them to Mexico, the Feds will refuse to let your victim back in the country and may deport his whole family.
But, hey, we can take solice in the fact [...]

Oh, Boy(s)–A contest

Today, Mark Rose says “Feminists ostracize masculinity in men while at the same time trying to make themselves appear more masculine.”
Lord knows, the evidence of my trying to make myself appear more masculine is all over this blog.  So, you know, I wondered maybe if I was just half-failing as a feminist.  Maybe, at least, [...]

In Which I Tease Slarti and Exador

How do you do the computer work you need to do with your big ole fat man fingers?
Not that I’m bragging or anything, but swapping out memory on a computer is so easy for me because I can get my hands in there and still see what I’m doing.
(Let’s not think about the fact that [...]

And Then Sometimes Conservatives Just Make Me Sad

If I had to choose between a world full of depraved  conservatives who were at least enjoying themselves while they made the rest of us miserable and a world full of conservatives such as the kind Ned Williams is purporting to be today, I think I’d choose the depraved conservatives.
Because at least the depraved conservatives [...]

The Bra of Death

It occurs to me that, if you said to men, “Here is some underwear that might someday malfunction in a way that makes you bleed,” that underwear would not be a raging success on the market.
And yet, I continue to wear underwire bras.

Gentlemen, Help Me Understand

Dear Gentlemen,
Being a radical leftist feminist communist lesbian baby-killer, I mostly interact with men just to have sex with them so that I can abort the resulting pregnancies and laugh with all my girlfriends at how much their penises resembled tiny fungi while I vote Democrat and plot the overthrow of the Republican party here [...]

“I just like to tease you”

Y’all, I think someone declared it flirt with B. weekend here in Montreal.  If this is to make up for having the world’s scariest airport, I forgive you, Montreal, I forgive you.
As for Mr. “Oh, here comes B., nothing but trouble,” to you, I say, “Tee hee.”

Obsidian

I’m sitting next to a man with eyes as black and shiny as obsidian.  He’s showing me a picture of himself, white bearded, wearing a stocking cap with NY on the folded up part.  He’s sitting on a wall, his hands folded in his lap.  He’s wearing a pea coat and new blue jeans.  His [...]

Choice for Men

You know how we were talking the other day about my belief that there should be a time set aside so that men, once they find out about their fatherhood or their impending fatherhood, can decide whether or not they want to be fathers?
Well, the subject comes up in Dan Savage’s column today.
Q. I’m a [...]

Girls of the Night

Turns out that the Murfreesboro paper will run your photo if you’re picked up for prostitution. Ivy’s read the article, looked at the women, and has a question, “Dudes. What in the HELL are you thinking? That’s just nastay.”
Of course, there are lots of reasons men have sex with prostitutes, even ugly ones.
1. [...]

Lee Gets Tainted by Feminism! Lee Gets Tainted by Feminism!

Does anything warm my heart more than reading, “Let the woman decide what she does and does not like in bed, and tell the freakin‘ boyfriend to freakin‘ respect her choice.”?
Not this morning

What Can Men Do?

DB from Live. Laugh. Love. stumbled across a thread at a… shall we say “notorious radical feminist’s” blog.  I’m loathe to link to her or even mention her name for fear of incurring her wrath.  I hope y’all won’t see this as cowardly, but merely as prudent.
Anyway, this feminist is having a shitty day.  Some [...]