What the Hell?!

Okay, first it was the long clear hair that grows out of the bottom of my right eyelid, and now I’ve found a clear, thin long hair growing out of the top of my nose.

I have brown hair, so, what the hell do these random long thin clear hairs mean?

I’m going to tell you what the most obvious implication is: I’m slowly, very slowly turning into a calico sasquatch.