The Super Genius Uncovers A Great Truth

The Super Genius just sent me an email in which she announces that she has discovered that God and Santa Claus are roommates. Are they perhaps “roommates” in the old fashioned sense of the word? Will Opus Dei or the Shriners be the first to find the Super Genius and erase all traces of her from history now that she dares speak the of love that dare not speak its name between these two white-beared old men?

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2 thoughts on “The Super Genius Uncovers A Great Truth

  1. The shriners will never take me alive. I’m sure my car can outrun their mopeds.

    -SuperGenius

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