Weird Soap

The Butcher has bought this weird new Irish Spring soap that has little rough bits in it, like Lava Soap, but softer.

It foams up so nicely.

But it smells so manly that I feel a little self-conscious. Tonight the Professor and I were at a bigwig shindig and I was afraid I smelled like a linebacker.

A clean linebacker, but a linebacker nevertheless.

3 thoughts on “Weird Soap

  1. I’ve always found it incredibly sexy when a woman wears a man’s scent. Hmm. Maybe that was too much information.

  2. Ah, well, now I know how I’ll recognize you guys if we should ever meet in public. If you sniff me and feel inclined to follow me around, I’ll at least suspect that it’s you.

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