A Thought that Keeps Me Up at Night

Sometimes, when I think of us all lying there asleep, the Butcher in his room, me in mine, and the dog under my bed and the cats stretched out over the drum set (for some reason), I get really squicked out by all the nipples in our upstairs.

I don’t know. It’s weird. We’re all mammals, so what do I expect?

But still…

4 thoughts on “A Thought that Keeps Me Up at Night

  1. nipples? why not nostrils or toes or butholes? what is so squicky inducing about nipples? I say the more the merrrier.

  2. I don’t know. I guess if some of us had three nostrils or two butt holes, I’d spend more time thinking about how weird it was that there were so many buttholes, but it’s just that when there are four bodies and there are 4…12… 40 nipples in the upstairs, well, that’s a little freaky.

  3. And I can safely say I am glad that neither dogs nor cats nor humans have multiple buttholes.

  4. Well, there are 4 humans in this house so that makes 8, but I can honestly say I have never thought of counting my pets’ nipples.

    Weirdo.

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