Enough of that depressing stuff. I live in the South now, and so I will make myself a lovely dress out of draperies (or, in my case, plastic blinds) and drink a little Southern Comfort, and tomorrow will be another day.
Meanwhile, if you’re curious what a girl can do with Paint & Powerpoint (which lets you save .jpgs), here’s what I did with it.
If you’re sufficiently charmed, you can check out the merchandise. Nothing costs $10,000…yet, but there are some magnets for the Shill and some shirts for whoever else is interested.
It won’t hurt my feelings if you don’t buy something, but if you do, and I see you in it, I promise I will smooch you, right in public, and probably cry a little, too.