Hermaphrodite Porn

So, it was all very mysterious, the way that one of the Professor’s 57 lovers was like “I know how to get my hands on some footage of two hermaphrodites having sex.” and how he said he would burn it on a CD for her and how he came to her place and she ran down and he handed her the disk and she slipped it in her pocket and he drove away and she gathered her stuff together and came over here in the dark and rainy night.

It was even a little titillating, to have to figure out how to get the CD to play on the computer, and it felt like we might see something shocking and scandalous. But when that shit started up, it was very apparent that some woman in the porn industry is making a living through having some slightly greenish fake penis with the fakest of fake public hair stuck to the front of her.

Clearly, the intended audience for that porn and I are very different, because I spent the whole time contemplating the “special effects” line in the budget and wondering how she was keeping that thing secured in place–I’m betting toupee glue–rather than getting turned on.

I also then wondered why more porn isn’t like Annie Sprinkle’s, kind of funny and happy and everyone seems to be having a good time? Why, in all the porn I see, is everyone working so hard and yet seems so bored?

7 thoughts on “Hermaphrodite Porn

  1. God (formerly known as Huck Finn aka the man who lives with the SuperGenius and who feels those names are not sufficiently illustrious) is fascinated by my Nashville friends and all their porn. We are cleaning up the office (read: I am goofing off on the computer while he cleans) and I was asked to tell you this.

    If you come to visit we’ll take you to lover’s lane* – SuperGenius

    *The store, not the make-out road.

  2. ROFL @ “Annie Sprinkle’s Porn”. I have thought that whenever i’ve seen other porn “wow, they’re so unhappy”. nice touch.

  3. Well, if there’s going to be midget porn, we’ll have to get it from a source other than this particular lover of the Professor’s, because he clearly has no taste in erotic imagery.

    And, I must say that my recent forays into the adult entertainment world have left me feeling pretty sure that the adult entertainment world is better off without me and I, it.

  4. I just want to point out that I did not bring up the midget porn and I don’t even know the people who did. For the record.

    I also forgot to mention that I liked the Annie Sprinkle reference.
    Didn’t we look at some of her work for that class we had right before I graduated?

    -SuperGenius

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