Just Getting In

It’s 9:30 in the morning. Overall, I smell really bad, since I’m still wearing the clothes I walked home in yesterday, but particular parts smell very nice. My head hurts and I’m hungry.

I’m going to find something caffeinated and take some Tylenol and, hopefully, a shower.

Then I’ll either walk the dog or go to bed.

But, obviously, my Friday ended on an upswing.


8 thoughts on “Just Getting In

  1. What’s the first thing a Vandy girl does in the morning?

    Walks home.

  2. I think that’s wise–combining an active social life with exercise.

    Those Vandy girls are so smart… I must find one and see if she can explain the chocolate on my right foot… And shoot, if she’s game, she can lick it off.

    I’d invite you to watch, but I know how uncomfortable you’d be watching a girl half your age running her tongue along my foot.

    And we’re all about insuring the comfort of our guests here at Tiny Cat Pants.

  3. Yes, I’m sure it’s chocolate.

    I’m not yet so old that I’m shitting on myself. I think that I’ve got another eight years before I have to worry about that.

  4. Your head hurts? That’s so sad. I didn’t think we drank that much. And I rubbed it so nice. Maybe the mysterious morning noise was aliens implanting probes in your head. It was worth it though, right?

  5. And I was handing out free footrubs to anyone who wanted to sprawl across me, so you really did miss out on all the fun stuff.

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