Yahoo, as usual, has the scoop on how teenage girls who have babies can now benefit from a study designed to find out why they’re not rushing right out after having said babies and getting their lithe teenage bodies back.
Because, really, how is it possible that people who don’t have access to nannies and personal trainers and vast amounts of coke have such a hard time looking ready to prance down the catwalk in their underwear a mere ten weeks after giving birth? Do you suppose that girls who have a baby to attend to and school to attend might have other things on their minds besides how big their asses have gotten?
Oh, you fat teenage moms. Your priorities are so out of whack. Not only are you slutty and impoverished burdens on society, now you’re no fun to look at. Damn you, teenage moms. Damn you.