Bratty Mrs. Wigglebottom

Really, you have to feel bad for Mrs. Wigglebottom. I’m sure she didn’t get regular walks while I was gone and she sure as hell hasn’t gotten regular walks since I’ve been sick.

But today the Professor and I took her for a slow walk around the neighborhood and Mrs. Wigglebottom was as bratty as can be. She wanted to lead. She wanted to stand around sniffing things. She wanted to run around with a stick and try to cut the Professor in two with her leash.

Then the Professor tried to blow some bubbles and Mrs. Wigglebottom barked and attacked the bubbles by using the Professor’s legs for leverage. Sorry about the bruises, Professor.

I wanted to go on an adventure, because I’m tired of being cooped up in the house. So, we went to Walmart. Which was not that adventurous. Then we went to McDonalds. Again, not that adventurous. And then we went to wash the Professor’s car.

Well, she washed the car. I watched this exquisitely backed man dry his car. Male oriented folks, let me tell you, he had the most beautiful back and butt, all in this nicely muscular, but not too gaudy, arrangement. And he was shining his rims…

That wasn’t really an adventure either, but I got tired, so the Professor dropped me off at home and now I’m going to take a nap. Or just lay on the couch and watch TV.

If Both Dewayne and Sharon ask you to do something…

I guess you better do it.

Here’s my four meme.

Four jobs you’ve had in your life: Cook at Dairy Queen, part packer at a Caterpillar packaging place, ad designer at a small newspaper, clerk at Casey’s.

Four movies you could watch over and over: The Pillow Book, The Triplets of Belleville, Eve’s Bayou, Blazing Saddles

Four TV shows you love to watch: NCIS (oh, shut up.), My Name is Earl, The Daily Show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann

Four places you’ve been on vacation: Lebanon, TN, Newport, RI, New Orleans, LA, Detroit, MI

Four websites you visit daily: Perezhilton.com, Salon.com, Slate, Sitemeter

Four of your favorite foods: My potato salad, good pesto, California rolls, the Patio burger

Four places you’d rather be: having coffee with Kleinheider*, at the Outer Banks, at Ebbo’s in Memphis, in my car

Four albums you can’t live without: The first disc of the Led Zeppelin box set, which I keep stealing from the Butcher, The Oxford American music sampler from 2001, From Senegal to Senatobia by Otha Turner, Past, Present & Future by Rob Zombie

Four people you’d tag to play this game: Whoever wants to.

*Poor Kleinheider, maybe I should make a New Year’s resolution that I will stop teasing him.