Nashville Knucklehead just sent me an email* alerting me to the existence of one Jim Bob Cooter, a football player for Tennessee.
I think it goes without saying that Jim Bob Cooter is now the official football player of Tiny Cat Pants.
Thanks, Knucklehead!
* Okay, honestly, he could have sent this email one million hours ago, for all I’ve been able to get Yahoo to work this weekend. But that’s not important. The important thing is that I have the email now.
Tiny Cat Pants 
I wonder if he posesses a slick and inviting personality?
Montana U. has a defensive lineman named Justin Vagina.
The Joaquin Valley East Regional Community College has a girl basketball player named Twat LeGrand.
ok, I made that up.