Some of you will be glad to know that, not only did Sarcastro give me an Elvis Costello CD so that I can be properly educated, he also gave me a CD player upon which to play it.
It was a very nice gift.
At least, I assume it’s a gift. It may be a consolation prize of some sort: “Sorry you’re too stupid to understand libertarianism, but here’s a CD player” or “It’s too bad you don’t have your own vehicle to drive back and forth to work, but here’s something for you to listen to music on for those days when you don’t have your car. Oh, wait, isn’t that every day?”
But I’m going to assume it’s some kind of nice gesture.