Some of you are at your jobs right now, surfing your computer, looking for a little something to distract you from the tedium of Monday.
I, on the other hand, am still in my pajamas.
Will I take the dog for a walk or spend my morning reading?
Hard to say.
Right now, I can grope myself and no one cares. How many of you can same the same thing?
Eh, sorry. This post is entirely unnecessary, but it’s no fun to have a day off unless you can gloat about it.