My darling friend, Miss J. is officially coming down to see me in The Vagina Monologues on Saturday! How excited am I?
Buy your tickets now, folks, and you can try to talk her into sitting by you and telling you how much fun it is to smooch me. Unless, of course, you’ve smooched me yourself, in which case, you can sit by her and commiserate.
My mom called me last night to say that she will be there in spirit. If you are a cute man and feel your ass mysteriously pinched while you are in the Belcourt, it’s her.