7 thoughts on “Jack Daniel’s is Not My Friend

  1. Whoah. Don’t you have your performance tonight, Missy? Shouldn’t you be doing vocal warm ups and getting into character? Don’t forget to masturbate.

    My favorite acting professor in college used to say, “Don’t fall off the stage.” Sometimes she’d say “sparkle” too. Like a command.

    Break a leg.

    PS. If your performance was last night and the Jack was from the cast party then please disregard the preceeding lines of this comment.

  2. This might be about the time you realise that coca cola is in fact not a multinational death drink, but your very dear friend.

    We like to call it “the black aspirin” here.

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