Prevent Warm Brass from Bouncing Off Your Forehead!

Say Uncle is having a blogger meet-up for gun nuts.

I will not be going, because, of course, I don’t have a car and I live far away and I am not a gun nut.

However, as a show of solidarity with my gun nut internet relatives, I will be wearing a hat with a bill to prevent warm brass from bouncing off my forehead. (Folks, I know that’s a reasonable and wise safety precaution.  Still, it makes me laugh so hard I can’t even tell you.)