I should have probably been suspicious when the Butcher said that he’d also talked to the recalcitrant brother last night that I was being set up, but I am an idiot at times.
So, the Butcher informs me that it’s Passover.
I’m immediately like "See, I totally didn’t fuck up this Easter shit. I’m just celebrating historic Easter, not church Easter."
So, I called my dad and left him a message to that effect.
As many of you know, it’s not Passover either.
I’m so not answering the phone when my dad calls me back.