Nashville, Teach Your Sons to Read!

On my way home, I stopped in the park to pee.  The bathroom has four stalls, but no doors.  I was in the last stall.  Two little boys came in to use the first two stalls. 

When I stood up, I startled them. 

"Whoa, shit!"  One of them said.

"What are you doing in here?" the other asked.

"Same thing you are," I said.

"But no girls ever use this."

"It is the women’s bathroom."

"Where’s it say that?"

"On the door."


4 thoughts on “Nashville, Teach Your Sons to Read!

  1. Nope sorry newscoma. They’ll be too busy being distracted by little boys in the ladies room to be running the world.

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