Y’all, Kleinheider is so wrong today that I’m almost in awe. No, I take that back. I am in awe.
Listen, the problem is clear: Kleinheider is grossed out by male on male anal sex.
That’s fine. I have an unnatural fear of getting cum in my eye. We all have our hang-ups, things we don’t find erotic that other people do. I, however, am not using my public platform to advance the idea that men who shoot cum into women’s faces are unnatural, because cum might get into their eyes.
No, I just tell my partners, please aim carefully.
Kleinheider could do likewise–he could tell his partners, I’m a little weirded out by the thought of another man’s penis in my ass. Please refrain from putting any penises in my ass.
But no, instead he’s on a mission to fuck things up for gay people and to punish the rest as a handy side-effect, even though, I think it’s pretty safe to say that no gay men even want to have sex with him, especially not after this post.
Sadly, I suspect he’s also alienated fans of internal consistency.
Let’s turn to the nonsense, shall we?
Homosexuality is unnatural. It is “wrong” by almost any standard you measure it by. It is clear that both God and nature have rendered their verdict on the practice.
There is evidence that homosexuality is genetic. I don’t deny that.
Mr. Kleinheider, you cannot have your cake and eat it, too. Is homosexuality “unnatural” or is it genetic? If it is genetic, isn’t it then, by definition, natural? How can anything go against nature? As the old song says, you cannot go against nature, because, even going against nature is a part of nature, too.
Marriage is between one man and one woman. God and tradition have taught us this is true.
Have they? Really? God says that marriage is between one man and one woman? Where? Because I’m looking at the Old Testament here and seeing shitloads of polygamy. Kleinheider, are you saying that the Bible is not the word of God?
As for tradition, whatever. It’s traditional for men to get married right after college. You married, Kleinheider? Or doesn’t that tradition count?
In the end, of course, I agree with you. State-sanctioned marriage should be done away with. Y’all can just take your ball and go home, sit in your house and pout about how unnatural and ungodly the rest of us are.
But, really, I’d rather you just get your head out of your ass and come join us out here in the paradigm where people get married because they love each other and have sex because it’s fun and it feels good and no one gives a shit who does what with whom except to gossip about it over lunch the next day.
It’s not nearly as scary a world as it looks. You can come sit by me and I promise, I’ll protect you from any errant penises.