I’m trying very hard to not say anything lascivious about a certain conservative political pundent. But, it’s hard, folks. So hard. I am but a single girl with barely any self-control. But, I’m going to struggle against my baser nature and try to post about something else.
Let’s talk about this place over on Lebanon Road (For those of you not from here, that’s pronounced Leb’nen.)–Map Sales & Service. It’s a little building right across from the cemetery and you go in and it’s just packed with maps. All kinds of maps.
But cooler still? The hours for regular folks are 8 to 5:30. For government types, it’s open any time, just call.
Tiny Cat Pants 
Is there a rule for male TV personalities — empty your pockets before you go on?If not, there should be. Because those of us with 12-year-old brains will get distracted. Temporarily! of course.
I’m sorry, Lindsey. Were you saying something? I, uh, was thinking of something else.
Yes, they did have me empty my pockets before I went on. Why do you ask?
Then marry me, Kleinheider! My parents really do have a vast collection of Precious Moments figurines that they’d offer you as a dowry and you could look at them and contemplate the wonders of God.And I’ll be contemplating the wonders of God, too…
Heeeee.
Arrrghhh! My eyes!!!I wasn’t ready for another Tommy Lee and Pamela vid.My wife must never see this.
Sorry, Huck. I thought it was obvious from the innuendo that one ought to consider before looking.
Sometimes, I find that it’s really hard for me not to like Kleinheider.
I thought his performance was a bit stiff, didn’t you?