The recalcitrant brother is laying on the couch ordering me around and bitching about how fast I type. He’s all like “You’re not even looking at the letters and I still haven’t figured out how to use your TV. How do I turn it on? What are you telling them? Are you telling them to come over here and clean your damn house? You know Mom and Dad are going to be here this afternoon and there are beer bottles everywhere.”
“Well, where did those beer bottles come? Maybe the men who drank them should have thrown them away.”
“Oh, no. It’s Saturday. The ole girl isn’t on.”
“The Oh Girl?”
“That ole girl on CNN. Robin Meade. That woman is a way to start a morning. The other day, she was interviewing that hot girl from the Food Network. Paula.”
“Paula Dean? You think Paula Dean is hot?”
“Is that the skinny Italian chick?”
“Um. Yeah, no.”
Tiny Cat Pants 
Mmmmmm, Giada. I loves me some Italian.