Y’all, since I started Tiny Cat Pants, Dan Abrams has been my TV boyfriend. You know that. And yet, not one of you made sure I heard about his big promotion.
For shame!
Y’all, since I started Tiny Cat Pants, Dan Abrams has been my TV boyfriend. You know that. And yet, not one of you made sure I heard about his big promotion.
For shame!
Tiny Cat Pants 
Your boyfriend has a new job.Oops, sorry I didn’t let you know.My news boyfriend is currently Jon Stewart, but Stephen comes a close second.Followed by Walter Conkrite, but that’s just me.
Well, who doesn’t love Jon Stewart? I wish all you newsies really had some kind of secret liberal conspiracy. Then, you could sneek me in to your secret meetings and introduce me around. I’d love to have a beer with Barbara Walters. I bet she’s a secret potty mouth.
I’ve always thought it would be fun to hang out with Walter back when he was chewing up scenery at CBS. I also think it would be fun to have a beer with David Gregory, Murray Waas and Keith Olbermann, although I wasn’t a fan of him on ESPN or Fox. I used to think the SCUD dude (Arthur?? Something)or Ashley Banfield would be sort of amusing just because they were snarky and dramatic.I’d just like to see Charlie Rose smile. I guess he needs a beer or something.
Arthur Kent. He was last seen on the History Channel.Ashleigh is on Court TV now. It is beneath her.
Court TV? That is depressing. I hope she took the job because of some great hours or something, not because she had to.