The Valuable Lesson: If the fire alarm goes off and you exit the building without making sure that everyone in your office knows what’s going on, the person left will be pissed off.
Thankfully, there wasn’t a fire or she would have been pissed off.*
The Suggestion: Open for lunch and get some tables outside. Also, comp me for making this awesome suggestion**.
*I think the italics convey the difference between "I’m going to tell you I’m mad" and "My ghost will haunt you so bad and every time you go to have sex, I will stand at the end of your bed and make disparaging ethereal-voiced comments about how small your partner is and how much you look like a moldy ham sandwich while using the voice of your dead grandma, which I totally will be able to, because I’ll be dead. Thanks, bitches."
**Does anyone actually get comped cool shit because of their blog? I bet Roboto does. It must be so great to be Roboto.