I’ll have to consider it again when I’m sober, but frankly, I’m so tired of all of Ceeeelleeeceee’s fucking eeees–plus, how the fuck do you even say that?–that I knew he needed a nickname.

And tonight, it dawned on me.

Someone should call that boy Smiley.

And you know what?

I’m someone.


3 thoughts on “Smiley

  1. Well, of course, I think that Smiley misses my dark inner cynical side, but their are plenty of opportunities for folks to discover and point that out.And in slang, giving someone a "smiley" means to slit their throat from ear to ear. There, that’s the dark side I was looking for.I’m a firm believer that you can’t give yourself a nickname, otherwise I’d have become "Moondoggie" when I got to college.I’ll take my sobriquet like a man, and like it dammit. Maybe I’ll just imagine its "Simile" or "Slimy" on days I’m feeling poetic or gross.8^) Damn, there it is!CLC

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