Four Fun Facts About Sarcastro

1.  He owns a kilt.

2.  His name contains every vowel except ‘u.’

3.  I’ve received emails from three different women just this week complaining about him.

4.  William Shatner is not actually his biological father; that’s just an internet rumor I’m trying to start.

7 thoughts on “Four Fun Facts About Sarcastro

  1. As the lovechild of William Shatner and a surly chain-smoking truck-stop waitress named Denise (hell, why not embroider the legend?), he’s more than halfway to "asshat." Of course, there would be some letters left over…

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