1. He owns a kilt.
2. His name contains every vowel except ‘u.’
3. I’ve received emails from three different women just this week complaining about him.
4. William Shatner is not actually his biological father; that’s just an internet rumor I’m trying to start.
Tiny Cat Pants 
Fun Fact #5:His name DOES have a ‘u’if you consider the "unofficial" way it’s sometimes spelled by those women who complain.
Now Coble, you know "that fucker" is not his first name.
As the lovechild of William Shatner and a surly chain-smoking truck-stop waitress named Denise (hell, why not embroider the legend?), he’s more than halfway to "asshat." Of course, there would be some letters left over…
So, Bridgett if Denise is my mom, that must make us kin.
I’m not ashamed to claim you. Lots of bastards (some born, some made) in my family.
Fair enough.
So, wait, is ‘Y’ only in his name sometimes?