While I have been arguing that allowing gay people to get married would benefit all Tennesseans by civilizing a certain goon in our midst, Say Uncle, again, comes through with the thoughtfulness.
Best line?
Believe it or not, not everything I’ve done in a bedroom can lead to having kids.
Oh, crazy gun nut libertarians, of all the conservatives, you are my favorites.
Tiny Cat Pants 
And I immediately think:1. Reading a book2. Folding Laundry3. Hiding from in-LawsThen I realise he’s probably talking about anal sex.
Hee-hee. I thought "cleaning under the bed."
‘Then I realise he’s probably talking about anal sex.’Err, no. There are also things you do in the bed that don’t result in kids and aren’t anal sex.
Maybe it was inherently oppressive blowjobs?
And, you know, birth control.
Ha, I love how poor Uncle just means birth control and blow jobs and we’re all guessing everything from "cleaning the room" to "shit that makes porn stars blush."
"Oh, crazy gun nut libertarians, of all the conservatives, you are my favorites."I’ll second that emotion.
"So, if you feel like loving me, if you’ve got the notion…"Huck, you’ve now got that song stuck in my head.