An Open Letter to the Law Students

If you are driving a Mercedes and attending law school at a prestigious university, you have already won the lottery called Life. 

Don’t park in my lot.  Just do me the common courtesy of that.  I know you’ve got the whole motherfucking world on a chain.  Life is so great.  You walk down the street and folks drop to their knees to give you head you’re so fucking cool.

But the rest of us would prefer not to have your over-privileged out-of-all proportion to your actual abilities daddy’s money spending luck rubbed in our faces. 

Not very charitably yours,

Aunt B.