Happy Birthday Recovering Baptist!

I’ll lick chocolate cake off your tits any time!

Woo hoo!



Who let me drive home?  My left eye hates air conditioning!  You try to get around the block with a car that doesn’t like air conditioning.  I tell you.  It’s not easy.

Happy b irthday, still.  You crazy woman.

2 thoughts on “Happy Birthday Recovering Baptist!

  1. Thanks!!! I hope to god someone got a photo of all that mess. For my birthday, my parents gave me a magic bullet (not to be confused with a silver bullet). You know, those blenders from the infomercials? I don’t mean to sound ungratful or anything but… Magic bullet.

  2. Maybe you could trade it in for a "personal, versatile countertop magician" of a different sort?It’s even called a Magic Bullet! http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?id=8258(And with a 3 for 2 sale, your parents would be responsible for eliciting multiple "Oh….God!"s from you and a few of your friends. What more could they want, really?)"Dear Mom and Dad, you have no idea how much I’ve enjoying the Magic Bullet! Thank you so much for this thoughtful gift. I’m especially enjoying the multi-speed functions."

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