1. I forgot to tell y’all that I think I know what was making me itch and leak weird clear stuff–Capsicum. It started when I was eating jalapeno-laden queso and continued through the delicious spicy squash thingy the Professor made and has cleared up since I laid off the spicy foods.
2. And I’m going up to the suburbs for Tiny’s baby shower this weekend. I probably won’t have time or opportunity to post while I’m gone. But I will get to see the Shill and the Legal Eagle. I have half a mind to see if I can start a rumor among the Legal Eagle’s family that the Shill is jus the surrogate mother for the Legal Eagle and my baby and once the baby’s born, we’re all going to run off together to live in some pro-feminist, pro-capitalist commune of joy.
3. For those of you keeping track at home, yes, the old college roommate I stopped talking to over a disagreement about who should be sleeping with the Legal Eagle’s brother will probably be there, as will, I’m sure, the Legal Eagle’s brother’s wife, who last I saw when the Legal Eagle’s brother was loudly and drunkenly proclaiming his regret over choosing the wrong roommate to sleep with to me at the Legal Eagle’s wedding.
I can’t decide if I hope no one gets punched or if I kind of do hope someone does get in a fight. Okay, I do want to see a fight at the baby shower. I just don’t want to be the one who gets hurt.
Shoot, and who says the Midwest is boring?
Call us if you need back up for a fight! The Mathlete still has his tackling and sacking skills from college football, I fight dirty, and my sister is just plain mean when she’s mad. My brother in law might not actually fight, but he is one of the best trash talkers I know.Hell, I should rent us out…Have a good time!
Hey, that would be awesome to show up at the shower with a posse. Especially if you all would be willing to join me in a stirring rendition of "When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way…" upon the arrival of said ex-roommate.
That would be hilarious. I just laughed so hard I nearly laughed my contact out. Alternately, should we not be able to put together the musical number, I see us as body guards, dressed in black and wearing sunglasses, with our arms folded, looking menacing and refusing to allow anyone to come too close to you.
don’t forget the trenchcoats
So is it capsicum in particular or all chili peppers? That sucks it was making you itch and uh, "leak clear stuff."Ew.sorry.Good thing you figured it out!! Now if we could just get some spinach that won’t kill us, the world will be right.