I hate the word ‘peoples.’ Hate it. I also hate ‘persons.’
I hate persons because the plural of person is people.
I hate peoples because people is already plural.
What other word in the English language is a double plural? I can’t think of any.
On top of that, it’s always the most pretentious people who use the words persons and peoples.
And also, I am trying hard to be grumpy today, but it’s made completely impossible by the fact that the bathroom floor is covered in sequins. I defy you to sit on a toilet you’ve had to brush sequins off of and look down at a bunch of sequins on the floor of your bathroom, which is in a non-descript office building, and not laugh.
What the fuck?
Who’s wearing sequins? And why?
Shoot, I thought I was feeling fancy in my new skirt and someone’s got sequins.