As a Result of Amanda’s Birthday Party

To Do Today: 

1.  Talk Brittney’s boyfriend, Kevin, into starting a hippy liberal children’s show.  Kevin is so laid-back, even in the face of chaos; he’d be awesome on TV.

2.  Do the dishes.

3.  Take dog to park.

4.  Take hot shower.

5.  Demand this headache either settle in or go away.

6.  Read Amie Cesaire.  That’s right, I’m hip to all the cool philosophers.

7. Figure out why I’m not getting any email from Chris or Amanda. 

 

Things I want to do today:

Lay on the couch, alternating between napping and watching “Most Haunted” on on-demand.  Maybe take some Tylenol.

However,

Things I did yesterday:

Lay on the couch alternating between napping and watching “Most Haunted” on on-demand. 

So, I’m going to go get in the shower. 

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