Tiny is Not So Tiny!

Speaking of very young U.S. citizens, I just got word that Tiny made his grand entrance on Saturday at just over nine pounds (which, as the Shill points out, is not so tiny).

For reasons not quite understood by me, he’s been named after our twelfth president.

Aw! Look at that hat! Look at that nose! Can you believe the Shill baked something so cute up in her uterus? It’s weird and amazing.


9 thoughts on “Tiny is Not So Tiny!

  1. How precious. Little "The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves;" is an adorable baby boy.Oh wait. You said 12th PRESIDENT, not 12th amendment. Sorry.

  2. Awwww…..Little Millard is adorable! Congrats to the Shill and the LE. What a beautiful little boy! (I do have my presidents straight, don’t I?)

  3. Ha, I can’t decide which is funnier, the thought of a lawyer giving his kid the 12th amendment as a name –"We call him Elector for short"–or the thought of them naming the baby Millard.His middle name is the same as the Wayward Boy Scout’s first name, so that would have saddled him with Millard Exador as a name.That’s a kid who either gets beat up a lot or becomes the Satanic Pope.

  4. Oh my god! I hadn’t thought of that, but it’s true. His middle name is Exador’s first name and his first name is Exador’s dog’s name.Well, who can blame the Shill and the Legal Eagle? Exador is a fine, fine looking man and a boy could do worse than to be named in a way that would bring him to mind.

  5. That baby looks nothing like Exador’s dog. I’d demand a DNA test if the Shill ever comes looking for puppy support.

  6. Shoot, that hat is nothing. Rumor has it the young lad is in posession of a fabulous hand-knitted purple and yellow (NOT cream, Shill!) number… and with a noggin that size (ouch, nine pounds) it will fit him sooner rather than later!

  7. Cream. As if. Of course it’s yellow. I’m pretty sure the Shill only let green and yellow things into her house. Which is why it cracks me up to see her in pink.

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