Within the next week, I’m going to see the SuperGenius and meet the man she’s going to marry. I’m going see the Shill and meet the little man she pushed out her cooter. I’m going to meet Peg. I’m going to see my favorite professor from undergrad. I’m going to see my grandma and my aunt & uncle.
I’m going to tell you this funny story about my dad.
So, I called him up to tell him how I’d promised everyone I’d videotape him playing "House of the Rising Sun" and he said, "We’ll see. I might have a cold by then."
I also informed him of my plans to have him drive me all over the far west suburbs on Saturday and he said, "Is this because I got the Shill and the SuperGenius confused? Is this my punishment?"
He’s on to me.
Hat-tip to Coble, for the good idea.